Early Cyberpunk 2077 players are reporting, especially on console, an avalanche of bugs that sometimes make the game unplayable. But in some cases, it borders on the ridiculous… especially when your character’s penis sticks out of the pants for no reason!
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Playing Cyberpunk 2077 the day it was released wasn’t such a great idea. The game is currently still riddled with bugs, which can in some cases block players in their progress. The PS4 and Xbox versions in particular do not seem quite ready yet. to be thus thrown into the lion’s den. Not to mention the graphics that are currently not part of the next-gen capabilities of the PS5 and Xbox Series X.
Fortunately, the PC and Stadia versions seem a little more stable to us. Stadia also seems for the moment to be the best platform to enjoy something graphically beautiful and playable, even if we have noticed frequent disconnections during our sessions, probably due to too much traffic on the platform. . Our colleagues from Engadget make an inventory of the most bizarre glitches encountered by the first players.
And believe it or not, many of them involve V’s penis having an annoying tendency to pop out of his pants. As you can see in the few examples at the end of the article. Cyberpunk 2077 offers some particularly advanced character customization options. And one of the things you can choose, it’s having a penis (or vagina), its size and even your pubic hair “style”. We do not really understand at this stage how this will become useful in the plot, but in any case, it has the merit of cheering us up a bit …
Still, it seems that it would have been better to wait a few more months to discover a truly bug-free title. The pressure Cyberpunk 2077 developers have been under obviously wasn’t the best way to create something flawless on release day. It remains to be seen when the next update will be available. Because obviously Cyberpunk’s day-0 patch isn’t quite that yet …
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